I only have one comment from all of last night.
This was wretched:
You want to order some fresh flowers? Fine. It’s very simple. You can go to 1-800-Flowers.com and choose the “florist delivered” option. Works every time. Screw these guys.
Dan Goldgeier is a Seattle-based freelance copywriter with experience at advertising agencies across the U.S. He is a graduate of the Creative Circus ad school, and currently teaches at Seattle's School of Visual Concepts. Dan is also a columnist for TalentZoo.com and the author of View From The Cheap Seats and Killer Executions and Scrubbed Decks.
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